He is such a slut. More and more my type.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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