She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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