Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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