Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
