yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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