wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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