Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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