Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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