Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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