Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
The air taste purple.
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