How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Randomize
