I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I would fuck him just for his dog
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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