Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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