how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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