I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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