There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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