so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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