So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I have fence marks all over my body
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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