yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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