Sponge bath it is.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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