office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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