doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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