don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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