let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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