Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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