Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Randomize
