I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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