well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Randomize
