Theres a note on my antibiotics that says "Do not chew or crush. Swallow whole." I think that would be a good tattoo for just above my penis.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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