so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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