I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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