The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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