I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Randomize
