I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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