I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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