Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
it's great music for shaving your balls
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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