Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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