i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
can u get pink eye on your cock?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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