He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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