YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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