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(615): View more from Tennessee

Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging

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(410): View more from Maryland

We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.

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I hope you meant gum...

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(503): View more from Oregon

no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.

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(360): View more from Washington

I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.

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(248): View more from Michigan

I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.

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I think we should measure in "bathtubs"

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(319): View more from Iowa

If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.

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(407): View more from Florida

I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.

(646): View more from New York

LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES

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(239): View more from Florida

These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.

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(813): View more from Florida

Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.

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