he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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