when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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