Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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