? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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