And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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