no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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