Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
