I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
