Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
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