please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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